Trend plans for couples in de-escalation (the one I gave you)
COVID continues to affect us and the idea of meeting that special someone and having a few drinks in the dim light of the bar of your favorite joint still seems far away. We eternal plan-seekers have had to reinvent ourselves and here are, as a compilation, 6 trends to do with your partner or polka dot.
1. We have all become healthy.
Going for a run together or riding a bike around the city has become that plan that you promised yourself you would never do but that now seems like something out of a romantic comedy. The bike ride allows you to show off your favorite places, but, yes, avoid commenting on the parking lot where you lost your virginity or the houses of your exes on the tour. If you choose to go for a run, choose the time well to avoid the sun and sweat like a chicken, which is not the sexiest thing for a first date.
2. The heyday of the afternoon
If your sport consists more of lifting the beer mug, thetardo is your perfect alternative. Any 'good' little terrace where you can resort to... 'the best views are in front of me' will be your ally in this case. And, furthermore, if despite the proliferating heated mushrooms you are cold, take advantage and add some chives, as the excuse of time is always a good one.
3. Outdoor and distance meals
Another good thing about the new normal is that no one expects you to do your best in choosing the restaurant if you prioritize 'safety'. A Mcauto open 24 hours a day, the hood of a car and neon lights can have their point if you know how to choose the place. Another alternative: blanket, a meadow and takeout. One last recommendation: the 'summer' cinemas, drive-ins or open-air cinemas, with those on top of that, you don't even have to make an effort to make conversation while you stuff yourself with popcorn.
4. Or homemade picnics
All those things that you might have been embarrassed to propose before are now more than allowed: an afternoon of board games, video games, setting up a 'fort' with cushions like when you were 10 years old. Inviting someone to your house to make some popcorn and hang out on the couch has become a statement of intent where it was previously seen as a Nerd moment. If you also want to look like a king, the trendy restaurants all serve home delivery, so by stretching your wallet you can enjoy a Michelin star dinner in your bathrobe and pajamas.
5. The latest plan on the networks
Google it because every week everyone comes up with a more original idea so that you don't have to rack your brains: dinners in the dark, discounts on megahotels,…. A German supermarket, for example, does “singles shopping,” where you put on a little heart when you enter and flirt while you shop. It is not clear to us what payment will be like at the checkout... We assume it will be something like: "I'll take a kilo of choped and the person who was weighing the bananas"...
6. The virtual date
If you have to see each other's faces on cam to share conversation time, movies or sex videos, there are a series of basic tips that you should follow if you want to have a second date or at least reach climax on the first one.
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Get dressed: This is not like when you work remotely. Don't try to put your shirt on over your pajama pants because it's likely that at some point they'll want to see your whole body. So, you know, casual or informal but complete. A simple white shirt or t-shirt showing your chest is enough to captivate anyone.
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Choose the place well: choose the site well from which you are going to broadcast. Stretcher tables with crochet tablecloths, the portrait of your grandmother Jacinta or the flamenco girl on TV (yes, they still make them), are not the best if you want to make a good impression. There will be time for traditional moments. If nothing in your house can be saved, use beach vinyl or background filters.
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Make sure you are alone: It is impossible to connect with your mother talking to you from behind in a flannel robe and frying croquettes.
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Tune in without being noticed. Will he be scared? Will he block me? Will he see me as handsome without a mask? If you need a guarantee to succeed, we recommend that you have Handsomefyer , our IG filter for real life, on hand. And if you want to take advantage of your full potential, the Handsomefyer Xtra option is already a pro level in correcting imperfections. 100% anti-scare and anti-blocking results.
Come on, don't let distance or lack of ideas be the excuse. What plans and eager people there are to cholones. Go out there with your mask and disinfectant gel, but above all with a lot of love to give and distribute.
We do cool right!
Siwon