Sporture Gel It acts as an anti-chafing shield to protect your thighs, nipples and high-friction areas. ⚡️
TOP #8 LGBT+ FRIENDLY INGREDIENTS FROM SIWON COSMETICS
1. The pansexual:
Niacinamide
The pansexual ingredient par excellence. He gives it to everything, everything and everything and makes a good pair with anyone. There is no skin that I don't like. Furthermore, it is a super positive ingredient; against negativity: anti-blemishes, anti-inflammatory, anti-pimples, anti-redness and, for all of the above... anti-haters.
2. The most fluid:
HYALURONIC ACID
It has something to do with its high moisturizing power, capable of sucking (🥵) 1,000 times its weight in water. Always wet to hydrate you, me and all skin types. Allergy? I don't know her. Literally, be water, my friend.
3. The super-breakup:
THE ASIAN CENTELLA
He came to heal your broken heart and give you hope in love (cosmetic). Because there is no label or letter of the LGBT community, no matter how much extra you put on it, that frees you from the pain of lovesickness and bad experiences. No worries, if you came out with sensitive skin after your last relationship, gotu kola calms and restores damaged skin with a lot of care and caresses.
4. The anti-ageist:
RETINOL
Who doesn't like to discriminate based on age. The one about second chances and the replay that lets you relive the teenage dream that many of us didn't have. It reduces expression lines and gives firmness to the skin because there are things that only improve with age. Conquer twinks and DILFs alike, without discrimination.
5. The one with the bling-bling:
Vitamin C
The one with the desire to live with brilli-brilli. Your bilirubin rises and your good face rises even if the rest of the world tries to turn you off like a Netflix episode. Vitamin C doesn't care about your pronouns, because for it you are a being of light, pure bling/bling. In addition, it is an antioxidant and protects you from bad and stale movements all day long.
6. The polyamorous:
ALOE VERA AND ROSEHIP
For those who prefer open relationships, both ingredients as a couple are the key to having a threesome that eliminates burns, chafing and the consequences of giving your body a lot of joy Macareno.
7. The sudapollista:
THE GREEN TEA
So that the opinions of the peñita slip away from you. Antioxidant, anti-inflammatory and anti-pimples to take care of you when they break behind you. Someone had to spill the tea.
8. The melting pot of sexualities:
THE PEPTIDES
The clichés with legs from the schoolyard…
in adult life:
THE POPULAR
Miami confirmed it to me and genetics gave it to them.
Call it a pretty face, people skills or a well-maintained plug... In every chupipandi there has to be AT LEAST one popular person who hasn't had to work as hard as the others... but he enjoys it like no one else.
The runner
Whoever says correveidile says gossip, pimp, snitch, snitch, loudmouth...
It has a thousand names, but the goal is always the same: to gossip, expose and step on whoever it takes to be crowned the true gossip queen (xoxo).
The director/teacher/delegate…
When he's not your boss, he's the manager. And when he is not in charge, he is the messenger on duty.
Be careful, there are little people who don't need to be on business hours to be a boss through life... and they are always on the lookout. 👀
The bully
You no longer have to wait for anyone at the exit to be a bully.
The bully does not always change (not even no matter how much psychological theory or law of tolerance you throw at him) , sometimes he just camouflages himself better: passive-aggressive comments, gaslighting, emptiness, insults disguised as "humor", trolling on networks ...
Las mean girls
#sonputism feels better if you're blonde or your name is Regina George. 💅
Do you know that group that decides what, when and how in ALL areas of their life... and almost in yours? Yes, you know who they are because you want to sit with them at lunch to see if something sticks.
The nerd
The one who gives everything... and a little more. The first one arrives and the last one leaves. He believes that he is going to inherit the company. He doesn't remember your birthday, but in exchange he has random data to give away as if he were a walking Wikipedia.
As a friend... regular, but you won't find a better partner for Trivial.
The football fans
Those who lived most favorably in the football-centrism ⚽️ of the playground... now spend their free hours (and their work hours, if they can, too) commenting until the Sunday parties in his neighborhood.
The clown
The typical one who was going to be a comedian without intending to.
Open your mouth and even the accounting guy will #PutoMea. Its natural habitat is on Twitter… and probably in the waiting rooms of several psychologists. Nothing happens, it's all for the loles. 😬
Those in the last row
The nemesis of the popus…
The weirdos in the back row. Those who go to their #putorollo. The repeaters 😏. The proud geeks . The rebels without a cause and with a lot of face.Those who dared to open the closet door for everyone else .
And if you don't find the weird one in your group, maybe the weird one is you. Congratulations.
Extra:
your circle of colleagues 🫂
It is clear that your social circle does not stay in the little green circle of Best Friends on Instagram. 🤳
Si de toda esta peñita (y la que nos estamos dejando) a ti se te va quedando un corralillo digno de estudio en el National Geographic o en los debates de Gen Playz… pues bienvenido sea.
In the schoolyard, in childhood and in this eternal youth that we call adult life...
You are going to come across people like you and with don't move bastards, with many crushes and many "not with you, bug", with inseparable colleagues from kindergarten onwards whom you lose track of or who arrive late never to leave again.
The world is the biggest playground there is...
and we have come to play
🤘
PS: And if between all the child's play, all the ninja-ing while avoiding evildoers from the past, or all the pranks with the cool little boy we end up with skin and an irritable mood...
Our Sporture Gel acts as an anti-chafing shield to protect your thighs, nipples and high-friction areas. ⚡️
THE WORLD IS THE LARGEST PLAYGROUND THERE IS...
AND WE HAVE COME TO PLAY
🤘
PS: And if between all the child's play, all the ninja-ing to avoid evildoers from the past or all the pranks with the cool little boy we end up with the skin and irritable mood...
Our sporture" class="" style="color: rgb(148, 234, 207);">Sporture Gel It acts as an anti-chafing shield to protect your thighs, nipples and high-friction areas. ⚡️
Just as there are intersexuals, transsexuals... each peptide has its own name and value. Hexapeptide 8 goes very well with crow's feet, tetrapeptide 7 helps with inflammation, tripeptide 1 with skin softness... All different, all enriching for your own and other people's skin.
Chin debris
We are left with a cocktail of top-of-the-line ingredients, more colorful than the Teletubbies after party 🌈 and that will give you more joy than irritation.
At the moment, we do not have the recipe or the secret formula that makes us 100% immune to intolerances or allergies, which are very common to return from time to time and in waves. When in doubt, always choose the adventure that is most fun and feels best to you. That like your skin, it is only yours.
THE WORLD IS THE LARGEST PLAYGROUND THERE IS...
AND WE HAVE COME TO PLAY
🤘
PS: And if between all the child's play, all the ninja-ing to avoid evildoers from the past or all the pranks with the cool little boy we end up with the skin and irritable mood...
Our sporture" class="" style="color: rgb(148, 234, 207);">Sporture Gel It acts as an anti-chafing shield to protect your thighs, nipples and high-friction areas. ⚡️
There is no manual to be
a good faggot...
...that helps us measure ourselves or examine others. And if we were given the choice, we wouldn't want it either; because we believe that it is more fun to live in a world of possibilities to explore than in one of standards to meet.
We have landed on this planet to get out of the woods and overwhelm any expectations about what is meant by being a man/woman/everything in between, faggot, dyke, bisexual and to continue giving our all because every day it becomes more #PutoFácil Express ourselves however we want from the giggleberries?gclid=CjwKCAjwyqWkBhBMEiwAp2yUFhxJR7mfTSpWyWzKBP-kDW9ftc7wb26d7D-eMNmQc3hOpW8bYaIlzBoCZCEQAvD_BwE" class="">Giggleberries . 🍒.
So to every gender dissident: queer, transvestite, disco, nerd, arista, raspberry cupcake and everyone in between who shows off without shame...
To all of you, we thank you for being who you are and we eat your faces.
Conclusion:
those sissy expressions...
There are little words that are carried away by the wind and other phrases that are carried by the devil; especially those that spring from a place much deeper than that of your ideals.
But this is not about lashing out. It's going to level up. It's about re-thinking and re-discovering that things that we said without any malice, have the extra weight of the cultural suitcase that we didn't know we were carrying.
In general, as in Ryanair, you move better without weight.
And moving forward, too, is that we become better and better at speaking#SinFiltros.
So get going, raise your voice and strut your stuff.🕺
PS This month's post is sponsored by our summery, slangy release, MELONIZER . Aftersun that prolongs the tan and smells like vacations. To show off proud flesh in the streets and squares.
Conclusion:
those sissy expressions...
There are little words that are carried away by the wind and other phrases that are carried by the devil; especially those that spring from a place much deeper than that of your ideals.
But this is not about lashing out. It's going to level up. It's about re-thinking and re-discovering that things that we said without any malice, have the extra weight of the cultural suitcase that we didn't know we were carrying.
In general, as in Ryanair, you move better without weight.
And moving forward, too, is that we become better and better at speaking#SinFiltros.
So get going, raise your voice and strut your stuff.🕺
PS This month's post is sponsored by our summery, slangy release, MELONIZER . Aftersun that prolongs the tan and smells like vacations. To show off proud flesh in the streets and squares.
THE WORLD IS THE LARGEST PLAYGROUND THERE IS...
AND WE HAVE COME TO PLAY
🤘
PS: And if between all the child's play, all the ninja-ing to avoid evildoers from the past or all the pranks with the cool little boy we end up with the skin and irritable mood...
Our sporture" class="" style="color: rgb(148, 234, 207);">Sporture Gel It acts as an anti-chafing shield to protect your thighs, nipples and high-friction areas. ⚡️
MANUAL OF THE GOOD FAG TRIPLE M
Machote, Mamado and Ma-majo
What do “good faggots” have (that you don't have)?; Can you train to be a better gay just like you train to have a six-pack? Do you want to level up from bad sissy to nice sissy?
Today we tell you the 3 steps you have to follow to be a successful, envied and valid queer.
Good Faggot Manual
The #MaricadeBien of the 21st century has to meet only three criteria; very easy:
Male Masc x Masc
🧔🏾♂️
The “Good Fag” “can't tell” that he is gay nor does he have a pen. He is very macho. He exudes virility from every pore of him, even emotional castration if necessary, to compensate for his sexual orientation glitch with his masculine gender identity. Sacrificial provider, brave to go hunting with your own hands, your social attitude should resemble something like Bertín Osborne or Julio Iglesias.
Blowjob
🏋️♂️
Muscular, hypertrophied and with D cup pectorals. As soon as you come out of the closet, you should go to the gym a minimum of 6 days a week. Accompany it from Monday to Friday in addition to an eternal diet of chicken, broccoli and brown rice because you have to have a chiseled torso 365 days a year (legs don't matter) by the time you take off your shirt. If not, they won't love you.
Ma-Mao
😇
Family-friendly, for all audiences and that accumulates likes on all networks. Do not have opinions that are too strong or provocative; Be kind, sensitive and always be willing and accessible so that your straight friends can say 'well, I have a gay friend'. Of course, as a good complement to the personality of others, it is not enough for you to be there; You have to be the MOST at something. Choose your field: the funniest, the hardest working, the most cultured...
…🦗🦗🦗…
I hope you didn't believe any of the above...
Aren't you fed up with the fact that, because you're a queer, you have to carry more expectations, backpacks and social (and unrealistic) requirements than the rest of the group?
Many of us can't; We do not WANT to live up to such a bar that we have not chosen.
Mmm, it doesn't rent to us.
Disassembling the faggot
triple M
Let's get serious (after this post we'll go back to the usual nonsense, I promise), the social expectation of a friendly faggot has a deeper impact on LGTBIQ+ people than it might initially seem.
If the clichés above sound 'familiar' to you, it's because your coming out probably coincided with a period in which 'being gay' was okay, but somehow it made you feel 'less than', 'weaker', 'more incomplete'… than the rest of the people around you.
And to overcompensate for that failure, that glitch in the system, that 'less than'... you unconsciously assumed that you had to 'do more than' others in other fields: stronger, more masculine, more hard-working/smart...
'Having to do more than others in order to be...' leads us into a trap of continuous emotional misery:
Because it is others from the outside, and not you, who determine what is acceptable about what you can be.
Because if at some point you stop and take a breath, you “stop doing” and go back to the starting box of the insecurity of being “worth less than.”
Because you tend to reject everything that you have NOT allowed yourself; that they have NOT allowed you to be…. pen, non-normative… liberated… cupcake.
Faggot and faggot, with a (very masculine) accent on the
Freedom of identity (full) will be achieved when we all assume that the same standards and expectations exist in the LGTBIQ+ collective as in the hetero community; that is, NONE:
Assholes and subnormals everywhere.
Peña makes a mess and has more shitty days than happy ones.
Incompetent in management or power positions.
Happy people without any type of social attributes.
[…]
There is no manual to be a good sissy...
that helps us measure ourselves or examine others. And if we were given the choice, we wouldn't want it either; because we believe that it is more fun to live in a world of possibilities to explore than in one of standards to meet.
We have landed on this planet to get out of the woods and ignore any expectations about what is meant by being. man/woman/everything in between, faggot, dyke, bisexual and to continue giving our all so that every day it becomes more #PutoFácil to express ourselves however we can. giggleberries?gclid=CjwKCAjwyqWkBhBMEiwAp2yUFhxJR7mfTSpWyWzKBP-kDW9ftc7wb26d7D-eMNmQc3hOpW8bYaIlzBoCZCEQAvD_BwE" class="">Giggleberries. 🍒.
So to every gender dissident: queer, transvestite, disco, nerd, arista, raspberry cupcake and everyone in between who shows off without shame...
To all of you, we thank you for being who you are and we eat your faces.
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We do cool right, Siwon
🚨 Attention to all units. This is an emergency call, beibi. Man with skincare overdose. We need reinforcements.🚨
📣 Siwon, speaking: we are forced to release an urgent statement.
We are experiencing an avalanche of creampies:
With asset names more complicated to pronounce than IKEA furniture
With lists of ingredients that leave you more cross-eyed than the magic eye books from when you were a kid (memory unlocked)
With 'it's natural', 'clinical results', more is more...
Pure cosmetic gluttony, hey.
And in the end you, full of junk and without really knowing why. For this reason, and to practice conscious cosmetic hedonism - few things, but with great taste and intention - we have prepared this guide with the richest and healthiest cosmetic vitamins for your face. We will touch it and expand it from time to time.
VITAMINS FOR YOUR SKIN
Vitamina A 🥕 'A'… de AA: Anti-Aging
What is it?Some eat carrots in pairs. We are more into slathering ourselves in retinol, vitamin A in the form of a cosmetic active ingredient. It is the best known anti-aging: it reduces wrinkles, expression lines,…. Stimulates the renewal of your skin (Wolverine-style) by making the 'factory go into overdrive' to produce those things that are lost/slowed down with age: collagen, proteins, etc. How does your face look?Well, with a fresher appearance... cooler than James Dean in his younger years.
Where do I find it?In our WOWYOUNG pro-aging night cream 👉Do you want to know more? Debunking myths... retinol
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Vitamin B (3) 💃 'B3'... good, pretty and beautiful
What is it?Also known as niacinamide, it is the “anti-system” vitamin by nature: anti-spots, anti-inflammatory, anti-pimples, anti-redness and, therefore, anti-haters. It is such a democratic ingredient that it works for almost all skin types. (Yes, it turns out that niacinamide is more tolerant than Roy Galán.) How does your face look?Well, to touch your palms with joy when you look in the mirror.
Where do I find it?In our Handsomefyer tuner 👉Do you want to know more? Handsomefyer-el-tuneador-instantaneo" target="_blank" title="" draggable="false" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="js-no-transition">Handsomefyer , the instant tuner
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Vitamin B (5) 🙏 'B5' from… with hydration and lubricating I put it into you…
What is it?If in this lottery that is life, you have had to deal with dry skin, tighter than Lomana every winter, panthenol or vitamin B5 is your ally in this tough battle. How does your face look?Hydrated, hydrated. In addition, there is some study that attributes some anti-inflammatory and regenerating action to your skin's natural barrier as if it were Easter Sunday.
Vitamin C 🍊 'C' Color of the sand of the Camino Rocero
What is it?The most searched ingredient for Britney in 2007. It has many functions, but above all it stands out for providing luminosity to your face. How does your face look?Lola Flores said that “the shine in your eyes cannot be operated on”… but you won't find the luminosity that remains after using vitamin C in the morning, not even with the Kardashians' favorite surgeon.Where do I find it?It's also in our Handsomefyer all-in-1 tuner
Vitamin D ☀️ 'D' de Dame cremita
What is it?The vitamin that comes from space. The one that warms you and brings out your colors. The taste of the sun on the face.How does your face look?Well, actually, getting tan... is secondary. Vitamin D helps more with the general health of the skin, hair, muscles... even teeth and bones. When you lack vitamin D, your body knows it. Where do I find it?Sunbathing but without going overboard. 10-15 minutes, 3 times a week (depending on your skin type) is more than enough. Don't act like that, otherwise you'll age faster and worse than Christopher Nolan's movies.
Vitamin E 🌊 'E' from mirror mirror…
What is it?Vitamin E or tocopherol - we know, it sounds like a prison nickname, but the benefits of its use are much more enjoyable than scary -, it is an absolute antioxidant. And, if that were not enough, it is capable of extending the useful life of other cosmetic active ingredients: the little blue pill of skincare.How does your face look?Well, protected: from the weather, from pollution and from free radicals (which are not angry anti-system).
Where do I find it?Well, for example in Dragon Shot , which in addition to leaving your face hydrated, you will notice that your shine disappears during the day. 👉Do you want to know more? Handsomefyer-el-tuneador-instantaneo" target="_blank" title="" draggable="false" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="js-no-transition">Agüita, baby – moisturizing for your skin
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Take a vitamin when you fall in love
If that La Fiesta song already said it: take vitamins... For breakfast, for lunch, for a snack, for dinner... and even for snacks if necessary. With good vibes, a pinch of nose and, 🧪 The recipes, always with substance.
SiwonWe do cool right!
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Sporture Gel It acts as an anti-chafing shield to protect your thighs, nipples and high-friction areas. ⚡️
TOP #8 LGBT+ FRIENDLY INGREDIENTS FROM SIWON COSMETICS
1. The pansexual:
Niacinamide
The pansexual ingredient par excellence. He gives it to everything, everything and everything and makes a good pair with anyone. There is no skin that I don't like. Furthermore, it is a super positive ingredient; against negativity: anti-blemishes, anti-inflammatory, anti-pimples, anti-redness and, for all of the above... anti-haters.
2. The most fluid:
HYALURONIC ACID
It has something to do with its high moisturizing power, capable of sucking (🥵) 1,000 times its weight in water. Always wet to hydrate you, me and all skin types. Allergy? I don't know her. Literally, be water, my friend.
3. The super-breakup:
THE ASIAN CENTELLA
He came to heal your broken heart and give you hope in love (cosmetic). Because there is no label or letter of the LGBT community, no matter how much extra you put on it, that frees you from the pain of lovesickness and bad experiences. No worries, if you came out with sensitive skin after your last relationship, gotu kola calms and restores damaged skin with a lot of care and caresses.
4. The anti-ageist:
RETINOL
Who doesn't like to discriminate based on age. The one about second chances and the replay that lets you relive the teenage dream that many of us didn't have. It reduces expression lines and gives firmness to the skin because there are things that only improve with age. Conquer twinks and DILFs alike, without discrimination.
5. The one with the bling-bling:
Vitamin C
The one with the desire to live with brilli-brilli. Your bilirubin rises and your good face rises even if the rest of the world tries to turn you off like a Netflix episode. Vitamin C doesn't care about your pronouns, because for it you are a being of light, pure bling/bling. In addition, it is an antioxidant and protects you from bad and stale movements all day long.
6. The polyamorous:
ALOE VERA AND ROSEHIP
For those who prefer open relationships, both ingredients as a couple are the key to having a threesome that eliminates burns, chafing and the consequences of giving your body a lot of joy Macareno.
7. The sudapollista:
THE GREEN TEA
So that the opinions of the peñita slip away from you. Antioxidant, anti-inflammatory and anti-pimples to take care of you when they break behind you. Someone had to spill the tea.
8. The melting pot of sexualities:
THE PEPTIDES
The clichés with legs from the schoolyard…
in adult life:
THE POPULAR
Miami confirmed it to me and genetics gave it to them.
Call it a pretty face, people skills or a well-maintained plug... In every chupipandi there has to be AT LEAST one popular person who hasn't had to work as hard as the others... but he enjoys it like no one else.
The runner
Whoever says correveidile says gossip, pimp, snitch, snitch, loudmouth...
It has a thousand names, but the goal is always the same: to gossip, expose and step on whoever it takes to be crowned the true gossip queen (xoxo).
The director/teacher/delegate…
When he's not your boss, he's the manager. And when he is not in charge, he is the messenger on duty.
Be careful, there are little people who don't need to be on business hours to be a boss through life... and they are always on the lookout. 👀
The bully
You no longer have to wait for anyone at the exit to be a bully.
The bully does not always change (not even no matter how much psychological theory or law of tolerance you throw at him) , sometimes he just camouflages himself better: passive-aggressive comments, gaslighting, emptiness, insults disguised as "humor", trolling on networks ...
Las mean girls
#sonputism feels better if you're blonde or your name is Regina George. 💅
Do you know that group that decides what, when and how in ALL areas of their life... and almost in yours? Yes, you know who they are because you want to sit with them at lunch to see if something sticks.
The nerd
The one who gives everything... and a little more. The first one arrives and the last one leaves. He believes that he is going to inherit the company. He doesn't remember your birthday, but in exchange he has random data to give away as if he were a walking Wikipedia.
As a friend... regular, but you won't find a better partner for Trivial.
The football fans
Those who lived most favorably in the football-centrism ⚽️ of the playground... now spend their free hours (and their work hours, if they can, too) commenting until the Sunday parties in his neighborhood.
The clown
The typical one who was going to be a comedian without intending to.
Open your mouth and even the accounting guy will #PutoMea. Its natural habitat is on Twitter… and probably in the waiting rooms of several psychologists. Nothing happens, it's all for the loles. 😬
Those in the last row
The nemesis of the popus…
The weirdos in the back row. Those who go to their #putorollo. The repeaters 😏. The proud geeks . The rebels without a cause and with a lot of face.Those who dared to open the closet door for everyone else .
And if you don't find the weird one in your group, maybe the weird one is you. Congratulations.
Extra:
your circle of colleagues 🫂
It is clear that your social circle does not stay in the little green circle of Best Friends on Instagram. 🤳
Si de toda esta peñita (y la que nos estamos dejando) a ti se te va quedando un corralillo digno de estudio en el National Geographic o en los debates de Gen Playz… pues bienvenido sea.
In the schoolyard, in childhood and in this eternal youth that we call adult life...
You are going to come across people like you and with don't move bastards, with many crushes and many "not with you, bug", with inseparable colleagues from kindergarten onwards whom you lose track of or who arrive late never to leave again.
The world is the biggest playground there is...
and we have come to play
🤘
PS: And if between all the child's play, all the ninja-ing while avoiding evildoers from the past, or all the pranks with the cool little boy we end up with skin and an irritable mood...
Our Sporture Gel acts as an anti-chafing shield to protect your thighs, nipples and high-friction areas. ⚡️
THE WORLD IS THE LARGEST PLAYGROUND THERE IS...
AND WE HAVE COME TO PLAY
🤘
PS: And if between all the child's play, all the ninja-ing to avoid evildoers from the past or all the pranks with the cool little boy we end up with the skin and irritable mood...
Our sporture" class="" style="color: rgb(148, 234, 207);">Sporture Gel It acts as an anti-chafing shield to protect your thighs, nipples and high-friction areas. ⚡️
Just as there are intersexuals, transsexuals... each peptide has its own name and value. Hexapeptide 8 goes very well with crow's feet, tetrapeptide 7 helps with inflammation, tripeptide 1 with skin softness... All different, all enriching for your own and other people's skin.
Chin debris
We are left with a cocktail of top-of-the-line ingredients, more colorful than the Teletubbies after party 🌈 and that will give you more joy than irritation.
At the moment, we do not have the recipe or the secret formula that makes us 100% immune to intolerances or allergies, which are very common to return from time to time and in waves. When in doubt, always choose the adventure that is most fun and feels best to you. That like your skin, it is only yours.
THE WORLD IS THE LARGEST PLAYGROUND THERE IS...
AND WE HAVE COME TO PLAY
🤘
PS: And if between all the child's play, all the ninja-ing to avoid evildoers from the past or all the pranks with the cool little boy we end up with the skin and irritable mood...
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There is no manual to be
a good faggot...
...that helps us measure ourselves or examine others. And if we were given the choice, we wouldn't want it either; because we believe that it is more fun to live in a world of possibilities to explore than in one of standards to meet.
We have landed on this planet to get out of the woods and overwhelm any expectations about what is meant by being a man/woman/everything in between, faggot, dyke, bisexual and to continue giving our all because every day it becomes more #PutoFácil Express ourselves however we want from the giggleberries?gclid=CjwKCAjwyqWkBhBMEiwAp2yUFhxJR7mfTSpWyWzKBP-kDW9ftc7wb26d7D-eMNmQc3hOpW8bYaIlzBoCZCEQAvD_BwE" class="">Giggleberries . 🍒.
So to every gender dissident: queer, transvestite, disco, nerd, arista, raspberry cupcake and everyone in between who shows off without shame...
To all of you, we thank you for being who you are and we eat your faces.
Conclusion:
those sissy expressions...
There are little words that are carried away by the wind and other phrases that are carried by the devil; especially those that spring from a place much deeper than that of your ideals.
But this is not about lashing out. It's going to level up. It's about re-thinking and re-discovering that things that we said without any malice, have the extra weight of the cultural suitcase that we didn't know we were carrying.
In general, as in Ryanair, you move better without weight.
And moving forward, too, is that we become better and better at speaking#SinFiltros.
So get going, raise your voice and strut your stuff.🕺
PS This month's post is sponsored by our summery, slangy release, MELONIZER . Aftersun that prolongs the tan and smells like vacations. To show off proud flesh in the streets and squares.
Conclusion:
those sissy expressions...
There are little words that are carried away by the wind and other phrases that are carried by the devil; especially those that spring from a place much deeper than that of your ideals.
But this is not about lashing out. It's going to level up. It's about re-thinking and re-discovering that things that we said without any malice, have the extra weight of the cultural suitcase that we didn't know we were carrying.
In general, as in Ryanair, you move better without weight.
And moving forward, too, is that we become better and better at speaking#SinFiltros.
So get going, raise your voice and strut your stuff.🕺
PS This month's post is sponsored by our summery, slangy release, MELONIZER . Aftersun that prolongs the tan and smells like vacations. To show off proud flesh in the streets and squares.
THE WORLD IS THE LARGEST PLAYGROUND THERE IS...
AND WE HAVE COME TO PLAY
🤘
PS: And if between all the child's play, all the ninja-ing to avoid evildoers from the past or all the pranks with the cool little boy we end up with the skin and irritable mood...
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MANUAL OF THE GOOD FAG TRIPLE M
Machote, Mamado and Ma-majo
What do “good faggots” have (that you don't have)?; Can you train to be a better gay just like you train to have a six-pack? Do you want to level up from bad sissy to nice sissy?
Today we tell you the 3 steps you have to follow to be a successful, envied and valid queer.
Good Faggot Manual
The #MaricadeBien of the 21st century has to meet only three criteria; very easy:
Male Masc x Masc
🧔🏾♂️
The “Good Fag” “can't tell” that he is gay nor does he have a pen. He is very macho. He exudes virility from every pore of him, even emotional castration if necessary, to compensate for his sexual orientation glitch with his masculine gender identity. Sacrificial provider, brave to go hunting with your own hands, your social attitude should resemble something like Bertín Osborne or Julio Iglesias.
Blowjob
🏋️♂️
Muscular, hypertrophied and with D cup pectorals. As soon as you come out of the closet, you should go to the gym a minimum of 6 days a week. Accompany it from Monday to Friday in addition to an eternal diet of chicken, broccoli and brown rice because you have to have a chiseled torso 365 days a year (legs don't matter) by the time you take off your shirt. If not, they won't love you.
Ma-Mao
😇
Family-friendly, for all audiences and that accumulates likes on all networks. Do not have opinions that are too strong or provocative; Be kind, sensitive and always be willing and accessible so that your straight friends can say 'well, I have a gay friend'. Of course, as a good complement to the personality of others, it is not enough for you to be there; You have to be the MOST at something. Choose your field: the funniest, the hardest working, the most cultured...
…🦗🦗🦗…
I hope you didn't believe any of the above...
Aren't you fed up with the fact that, because you're a queer, you have to carry more expectations, backpacks and social (and unrealistic) requirements than the rest of the group?
Many of us can't; We do not WANT to live up to such a bar that we have not chosen.
Mmm, it doesn't rent to us.
Disassembling the faggot
triple M
Let's get serious (after this post we'll go back to the usual nonsense, I promise), the social expectation of a friendly faggot has a deeper impact on LGTBIQ+ people than it might initially seem.
If the clichés above sound 'familiar' to you, it's because your coming out probably coincided with a period in which 'being gay' was okay, but somehow it made you feel 'less than', 'weaker', 'more incomplete'… than the rest of the people around you.
And to overcompensate for that failure, that glitch in the system, that 'less than'... you unconsciously assumed that you had to 'do more than' others in other fields: stronger, more masculine, more hard-working/smart...
'Having to do more than others in order to be...' leads us into a trap of continuous emotional misery:
Because it is others from the outside, and not you, who determine what is acceptable about what you can be.
Because if at some point you stop and take a breath, you “stop doing” and go back to the starting box of the insecurity of being “worth less than.”
Because you tend to reject everything that you have NOT allowed yourself; that they have NOT allowed you to be…. pen, non-normative… liberated… cupcake.
Faggot and faggot, with a (very masculine) accent on the
Freedom of identity (full) will be achieved when we all assume that the same standards and expectations exist in the LGTBIQ+ collective as in the hetero community; that is, NONE:
Assholes and subnormals everywhere.
Peña makes a mess and has more shitty days than happy ones.
Incompetent in management or power positions.
Happy people without any type of social attributes.
[…]
There is no manual to be a good sissy...
that helps us measure ourselves or examine others. And if we were given the choice, we wouldn't want it either; because we believe that it is more fun to live in a world of possibilities to explore than in one of standards to meet.
We have landed on this planet to get out of the woods and ignore any expectations about what is meant by being. man/woman/everything in between, faggot, dyke, bisexual and to continue giving our all so that every day it becomes more #PutoFácil to express ourselves however we can. giggleberries?gclid=CjwKCAjwyqWkBhBMEiwAp2yUFhxJR7mfTSpWyWzKBP-kDW9ftc7wb26d7D-eMNmQc3hOpW8bYaIlzBoCZCEQAvD_BwE" class="">Giggleberries. 🍒.
So to every gender dissident: queer, transvestite, disco, nerd, arista, raspberry cupcake and everyone in between who shows off without shame...
To all of you, we thank you for being who you are and we eat your faces.
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We do cool right, Siwon
🚨 Attention to all units. This is an emergency call, beibi. Man with skincare overdose. We need reinforcements.🚨
📣 Siwon, speaking: we are forced to release an urgent statement.
We are experiencing an avalanche of creampies:
With asset names more complicated to pronounce than IKEA furniture
With lists of ingredients that leave you more cross-eyed than the magic eye books from when you were a kid (memory unlocked)
With 'it's natural', 'clinical results', more is more...
Pure cosmetic gluttony, hey.
And in the end you, full of junk and without really knowing why. For this reason, and to practice conscious cosmetic hedonism - few things, but with great taste and intention - we have prepared this guide with the richest and healthiest cosmetic vitamins for your face. We will touch it and expand it from time to time.
VITAMINS FOR YOUR SKIN
Vitamina A 🥕 'A'… de AA: Anti-Aging
What is it?Some eat carrots in pairs. We are more into slathering ourselves in retinol, vitamin A in the form of a cosmetic active ingredient. It is the best known anti-aging: it reduces wrinkles, expression lines,…. Stimulates the renewal of your skin (Wolverine-style) by making the 'factory go into overdrive' to produce those things that are lost/slowed down with age: collagen, proteins, etc. How does your face look?Well, with a fresher appearance... cooler than James Dean in his younger years.
Where do I find it?In our WOWYOUNG pro-aging night cream 👉Do you want to know more? Debunking myths... retinol
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Vitamin B (3) 💃 'B3'... good, pretty and beautiful
What is it?Also known as niacinamide, it is the “anti-system” vitamin by nature: anti-spots, anti-inflammatory, anti-pimples, anti-redness and, therefore, anti-haters. It is such a democratic ingredient that it works for almost all skin types. (Yes, it turns out that niacinamide is more tolerant than Roy Galán.) How does your face look?Well, to touch your palms with joy when you look in the mirror.
Where do I find it?In our Handsomefyer tuner 👉Do you want to know more? Handsomefyer-el-tuneador-instantaneo" target="_blank" title="" draggable="false" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="js-no-transition">Handsomefyer , the instant tuner
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Vitamin B (5) 🙏 'B5' from… with hydration and lubricating I put it into you…
What is it?If in this lottery that is life, you have had to deal with dry skin, tighter than Lomana every winter, panthenol or vitamin B5 is your ally in this tough battle. How does your face look?Hydrated, hydrated. In addition, there is some study that attributes some anti-inflammatory and regenerating action to your skin's natural barrier as if it were Easter Sunday.
Vitamin C 🍊 'C' Color of the sand of the Camino Rocero
What is it?The most searched ingredient for Britney in 2007. It has many functions, but above all it stands out for providing luminosity to your face. How does your face look?Lola Flores said that “the shine in your eyes cannot be operated on”… but you won't find the luminosity that remains after using vitamin C in the morning, not even with the Kardashians' favorite surgeon.Where do I find it?It's also in our Handsomefyer all-in-1 tuner
Vitamin D ☀️ 'D' de Dame cremita
What is it?The vitamin that comes from space. The one that warms you and brings out your colors. The taste of the sun on the face.How does your face look?Well, actually, getting tan... is secondary. Vitamin D helps more with the general health of the skin, hair, muscles... even teeth and bones. When you lack vitamin D, your body knows it. Where do I find it?Sunbathing but without going overboard. 10-15 minutes, 3 times a week (depending on your skin type) is more than enough. Don't act like that, otherwise you'll age faster and worse than Christopher Nolan's movies.
Vitamin E 🌊 'E' from mirror mirror…
What is it?Vitamin E or tocopherol - we know, it sounds like a prison nickname, but the benefits of its use are much more enjoyable than scary -, it is an absolute antioxidant. And, if that were not enough, it is capable of extending the useful life of other cosmetic active ingredients: the little blue pill of skincare.How does your face look?Well, protected: from the weather, from pollution and from free radicals (which are not angry anti-system).
Where do I find it?Well, for example in Dragon Shot , which in addition to leaving your face hydrated, you will notice that your shine disappears during the day. 👉Do you want to know more? Handsomefyer-el-tuneador-instantaneo" target="_blank" title="" draggable="false" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="js-no-transition">Agüita, baby – moisturizing for your skin
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Take a vitamin when you fall in love
If that La Fiesta song already said it: take vitamins... For breakfast, for lunch, for a snack, for dinner... and even for snacks if necessary. With good vibes, a pinch of nose and, 🧪 The recipes, always with substance.
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¿Qué tienen los “maricas bien” (que tú no tienes) ?
¿Se puede entrenar para ser mejor gay igual que se entrena para tener un six-pack?
¿Quieres subir de nivel de marica-mala a marica amable?
Hoy te contamos los 3 pasos que tienes que cumplir para ser un marica de éxito, envidiado y válido.
Machote, Mamado y Ma-majo
¿Qué tienen los “maricas bien” (que tú no tienes) ?
¿Se puede entrenar para ser mejor gay igual que se entrena para tener un six-pack?
¿Quieres subir de nivel de marica-mala a marica amable?
Hoy te contamos los 3 pasos que tienes que cumplir para ser un marica de éxito, envidiado y válido.
Manual del Buen Marica
Básicamente, lo que (casi) toda la peñita entiende como frase homófoba. Cuñadismo tipo:
Masculino Masc x Masc
🧔🏾♂️
Al “Buen Marica” “no se le nota” que es gay ni tiene pluma. Es bien macho. Destila virilidad por todos sus poros,hasta la castración emocional si es necesario, para compensar con su identidad de género masculina su glitch de orientación sexual. Proveedor sacrificado, valiente para salir de caza con tus propias manos, tu actitud social debería asemejarse a algo tipo Bertín Osborne o Julio Iglesias.
Mamadísimo
🏋️♂️
Musculado, hipertrofiado y con pectorales copa D. En cuanto salgas del armario, te debes meter al gimnasio un mínimo de 6 días en semana. Acompáñalo de lunes a viernes además de una dieta eterna de pollo, brócoli y arroz integral porque tienes que tener un torso cincelado los 365 días al año (las piernas dan más igual) para cuando te quites la camiseta. Si no, no te van a querer.
Ma-Majo
😇
Family-friendly, para todos los públicos y que acumule likes en todas las redes. No tengas opiniones demasiado fuertes ni provocadoras; sé amable, sensible y siempre estate dispuesto y accesible para que tus amigos heteros puedan decir esa de ‘pues yo tengo un amigo gay’. Eso sí, como buen complemento de la personalidad de otros, no te vale con estar ahí; tienes que ser el MÁS en algo. Elige tu campo: el más gracioso, el más trabajador, el más culto, …
…🦗🦗🦗…
Espero que no te hayas creído nada de lo anterior…
¿No estás hasta el mismísimo petete de que, por ser marica, tengas que cargar con más expectativas, mochilas y requisitos sociales (e irreales) que el resto de la peña?
Muchos no podemos; no QUEREMOS estar a la altura de semejante listón que no hemos escogido.
Mmm, no nos renta.
Desmontando al marica triple M
Poniéndonos seriotes (después de este post volvemos al mamarracheo de siempre, prometido), la expectativa social de un marica amable tiene un calado más hondo en las personas LGBT+ de lo que inicialmente podría parecer.
Si los clichés de arriba te resultan ‘conocidos’ es porque probablemente tu salida del armario coincidió con un periodo en el que ‘ser gay’ estaba ok, pero de alguna manera te hacía sentir ‘menos que’, ‘más débil’, ‘más incompleto’… que el resto de las personas a tu alrededor.
Y para sobre-compensar ese fallo, ese glitch del sistema, ese ‘menos que’… asumiste inconscientemente que tenías que ‘hacer más que’ los demás en otros campos: más fuerte, más masculino, más trabajador/ listo…
‘Tener que hacer más que los demás para poder ser…’ nos aboca a una trampa de miseria emocional continua:
Porque son otros desde fuera, y no tú, los que marcan lo aceptable de qué puedes ser
Porque si en algún momento paras y tomas un respiro, “dejas de hacer” y vuelves a la casilla de salida de la inseguridad del ‘valer menos que’
Porque tiendes a rechazar todo aquello que NO te has permitido; que NO te han permitido ser…. pluma, no normativo… liberado… cupcake.
Marica y maricón, con acento (muy masculino) en la ó
La libertad de identidad (plena) se alcanzará cuando todos asumamos que en el colectivo LGBT+ existen los mismos estándares y expectativas que en el hetero; esto es, NINGUNO:
Gilipollas y subnormales por doquier
Peña que la lía parda y tiene más días de mierda que felices
Incompetentes en puestos directivos o de poder
Personas felices sin ningún tipo de atributo social
…
Manual del Buen Marica
Básicamente, lo que (casi) toda la peñita entiende como frase homófoba. Cuñadismo tipo:
Masculino Masc x Masc
🧔🏾♂️
Al “Buen Marica” “no se le nota” que es gay ni tiene pluma. Es bien macho. Destila virilidad por todos sus poros, hasta la castración emocional si es necesario, para compensar con su identidad de género masculina su glitch de orientación sexual. Proveedor sacrificado, valiente para salir de caza con tus propias manos, tu actitud social debería asemejarse a algo tipo Bertín Osborne o Julio Iglesias.
Mamadísimo
🏋️♂️
Musculado, hipertrofiado y con pectorales copa D. En cuanto salgas del armario, te debes meter al gimnasio un mínimo de 6 días en semana. Acompáñalo de lunes a viernes además de una dieta eterna de pollo, brócoli y arroz integral porque tienes que tener un torso cincelado los 365 días al año (las piernas dan más igual) para cuando te quites la camiseta. Si no, no te van a querer.
Ma-Majo
😇
Family-friendly, para todos los públicos y que acumule likes en todas las redes. No tengas opiniones demasiado fuertes ni provocadoras; sé amable, sensible y siempre estate dispuesto y accesible para que tus amigos heteros puedan decir esa de ‘pues yo tengo un amigo gay’. Eso sí, como buen complemento de la personalidad de otros, no te vale con estar ahí; tienes que ser el MÁS en algo. Elige tu campo: el más gracioso, el más trabajador, el más culto...
…🦗🦗🦗…
Espero que no te hayas creído nada de lo anterior…
¿No estás hasta el mismísimo petete de que, por ser marica, tengas que cargar con más expectativas, mochilas y requisitos sociales (e irreales) que el resto de la peña?
Muchos no podemos; no QUEREMOS estar a la altura de semejante listón que no hemos escogido.
Mmm, no nos renta.
Desmontando al marica triple M
Poniéndonos seriotes (después de este post volvemos al mamarracheo de siempre, prometido), la expectativa social de un marica amable tiene un calado más hondo en las personas LGTBIQ+ de lo que inicialmente podría parecer.
Si los clichés de arriba te resultan ‘conocidos’ es porque probablemente tu salida del armario coincidió con un periodo en el que ‘ser gay’ estaba ok, pero de alguna manera te hacía sentir ‘menos que’, ‘más débil’, ‘más incompleto’… que el resto de las personas a tu alrededor.
Y para sobre-compensar ese fallo, ese glitch del sistema, ese ‘menos que’… asumiste inconscientemente que tenías que ‘hacer más que’ los demás en otros campos: más fuerte, más masculino, más trabajador/ listo…
‘Tener que hacer más que los demás para poder ser…’ nos aboca a una trampa de miseria emocional continua:
Porque son otros desde fuera, y no tú, los que marcan lo aceptable de qué puedes ser.
Porque si en algún momento paras y tomas un respiro, “dejas de hacer” y vuelves a la casilla de salida de la inseguridad del ‘valer menos que’.
Porque tiendes a rechazar todo aquello que NO te has permitido; que NO te han permitido ser…. pluma, no normativo… liberado… cupcake.
Marica y maricón, con acento (muy masculino) en la ó
La libertad de identidad (plena) se alcanzará cuando todos asumamos que en el colectivo LGTBIQ+ existen los mismos estándares y expectativas que en el hetero; esto es, NINGUNO:
Gilipollas y subnormales por doquier.
Peña que la lía parda y tiene más días de mierda que felices.
Incompetentes en puestos directivos o de poder.
Personas felices sin ningún tipo de atributo social.
[…]
Los clichés con patas del patio del colegio…
en la vida adulta:
EL POPULAR
Miami me lo confirmó y la genética se lo regaló.
Llámalo una cara bonita, don de gentes o un enchufe bien apañado… En toda chupipandi tiene que haber AL MENOS un popular que no se lo ha tenido que currar tanto como los demás… pero se lo goza como nadie.
El correveidile
Quien dice correveidile dice chismoso, alcahuete, chivato, soplón, bocachancla…
Tiene nombres mil, pero el fin siempre es el mismo: chismosear, exponer y pisar a quien haga falta para coronarse como la verdadera reina cotilla (xoxo).
El director/profe/delegado…
Cuando no es tu jefe, es el encargado. Y cuando no es el encargado, es el correveidile de turno.
Ándate con ojo, hay peñita que no necesita estar en horario laboral para ir de jefazo por la vida… y siempre están al acecho. 👀
El abusón
Ya no hace falta esperar a nadie a la salida para ser un bully.
El abusón no siempre cambia (ni por mucha teoría psicológica o ley de la tolerancia que le eches), a veces solo se camufla mejor: comentarios pasivo-agresivos, luz de gas, vacíos, faltadas disfrazadas de “humor”,trolleos por redes…
Las mean girls
El #hijoputismo sienta mejor si eres rubio o te llamas Regina George. 💅
¿Sabes esa peña que decide el qué, el cuándo y el cómo en TODOS los ámbitos de su vida… y casi que en de la tuya? Sí, sabes quiénes son porque te quieres sentar con ellas en el almuerzo a ver si se te pega algo.
El empollón
El que lo da todo… y un poco más. Llega el primero y se va el último. Cree que va a heredar la empresa. No se acuerda de tu cumpleaños, pero a cambio tiene datos random para dar y regalar como si fuera una Wikipedia andante.
De amigo… regular, pero no encontrarás mejor compañero para el Trivial.
Los futboleros
Los que vivían más favorecidos en el futbolcentrismo ⚽️ del patio del recreo… ahora se pasan sus horas libres (y las de curro, si pueden, también) comentando hasta las pachangas de los domingos en su barrio.
El payasete
El típico que iba para humorista sin pretenderlo.
Abre la boca y hasta el de contabilidad se #PutoMea. Su hábitat natural está en Twitter… y probablemente en las salas de espera de varios psicólogos. No pasa nada, todo sea por los loles. 😬
Y si no encuentras al rarito de tu grupo, igual el rarito eres tú. Enhorabuena.
Extra:
tu círculo de colegas 🫂
Está claro que tu círculo social no se queda en el circulito verde de Mejores Amigos en Instagram. 🤳
Si de toda esta peñita (y la que nos estamos dejando) a ti se te va quedando un corralillo digno de estudio en el National Geographic o en los debates de Gen Playz… pues bienvenido sea.
En el patio del cole, en la infancia y en esta eterna juventud que llamamos vida adulta…
Te vas a cruzar con peña como tú y con cabroncetes de no te menees, con muchos crushes y muchos “contigo no, bicho”, con colegas inseparables desde parvulitos a los que les pierdes la pista o que llegan tarde para no irse nunca más.
El mundo es el patio de recreo más grande que existe...
y nosotros hemos venido a jugar
🤘
PD: Y si entre tanto juego de niños, tanto hacer el ninja evitando malhechores del pasado o tanto hacer travesuras con la peñita que nos mola acabamos con la piel y el ánimo irritable…
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EL MUNDO ES EL PATIO DE RECREO MÁS GRANDE QUE EXISTE...
PD: Y si entre tanto juego de niños, tanto hacer el ninja evitando malhechores del pasado o tanto hacer travesuras con la peñita que nos mola acabamos con la piel y el ánimo irritable…
Nuestro Sporture Gel te hace de escudo anti-rozaduras para proteger tus muslos, pezoncillos y zonas de alta fricción. ⚡️
TOP #8 INGREDIENTES LGBT+ FRIENDLY DE LA COSMÉTICA DE SIWON
1. El pansexual:
la Niacinamida
El ingrediente pansexual por excelencia. Le da a todo, todo y todo y hace buena pareja con quien sea. No hay piel a la que no le ponga. Además, es un ingrediente súper positivo; en contra de la negatividad: anti-manchas, anti-inflamatoria, anti-granitos, anti-rojeces y, por todo lo anterior… anti-haters.
2. El más fluido:
EL ÁCIDO HIALURÓNICO
Tiene algo que ver su alto poder humectante, capaz de chupar (🥵) 1.000 veces su peso en agua. Siempre mojado para hidratarte a ti, a mí y a todo tipo de pieles. ¿Alergia? I don’t know her. Literalmente, be water, my friend.
3. El supera-rupturas:
LA CENTELLA ASIÁTICA
Vino a curar tu corazón partío y devolverte la esperanza en el amor (cosmético). Porque no hay etiqueta ni letra del colectivo LGBT, por mucho plus que le pongas, que se libre de los dolores del mal de amores y de las malas experiencias. No worries, si saliste con la piel sensible tras tu última relación, la centella asiática calma y restaura la piel dañada con mucho mimo y caricias.
4. El anti-edadista:
EL RETINOL
Al que no le mola discriminar por edad. El de las segundas oportunidades y del replay que te deja revivir el teenage dream que muchos no tuvimos. Reduce las líneas de expresión y aporta firmeza a la piel porque hay cosas que solo mejoran con los años. Conquista a twinks y DILFs por igual, sin discriminar.
5. El del bling-bling:
La vitamina C
El de las ganas de vivir con brilli-brilli. Te sube la bilirrubina y la buena cara aunque el resto del mundo intente apagarte cual capítulo de Netflix. A la vitamina C no le importan tus pronombres, porque para ella tú eres un ser de luz, bling/bling puro. Además, es antioxidante y te protege de movidas chungas y rancias todo el día.
6. Los poliamorosos:
EL ALOE VERA Y LA ROSA MOSQUETA
Para los que prefieren relaciones abiertas, ambos ingredientes en pareja son la caña para montarte un trío que quita quemaduras, rozaduras y las consecuencias de darle a tu cuerpo muuuucha alegría Macareno.
7. El sudapollista:
EL TÉ VERDE
Para que las opiniones de la peñita te resbalen. Antioxidante, antiinflamatorio y anti-granos para cuidarte cuando rajan de ti a tus espaldas. Alguien tenía que soltar el té.
8. El crisol de sexualidades:
LOS PÉPTIDOS
Los clichés con patas del patio del colegio…
en la vida adulta:
EL POPULAR
Miami me lo confirmó y la genética se lo regaló.
Llámalo una cara bonita, don de gentes o un enchufe bien apañado… En toda chupipandi tiene que haber AL MENOS un popular que no se lo ha tenido que currar tanto como los demás… pero se lo goza como nadie.
El correveidile
Quien dice correveidile dice chismoso, alcahuete, chivato, soplón, bocachancla…
Tiene nombres mil, pero el fin siempre es el mismo: chismosear, exponer y pisar a quien haga falta para coronarse como la verdadera reina cotilla (xoxo).
El director/profe/delegado…
Cuando no es tu jefe, es el encargado. Y cuando no es el encargado, es el correveidile de turno.
Ándate con ojo, hay peñita que no necesita estar en horario laboral para ir de jefazo por la vida… y siempre están al acecho. 👀
El abusón
Ya no hace falta esperar a nadie a la salida para ser un bully.
El abusón no siempre cambia (ni por mucha teoría psicológica o ley de la tolerancia que le eches), a veces solo se camufla mejor: comentarios pasivo-agresivos, luz de gas, vacíos, faltadas disfrazadas de “humor”,trolleos por redes…
Las mean girls
El #hijoputismo sienta mejor si eres rubio o te llamas Regina George. 💅
¿Sabes esa peña que decide el qué, el cuándo y el cómo en TODOS los ámbitos de su vida… y casi que en de la tuya? Sí, sabes quiénes son porque te quieres sentar con ellas en el almuerzo a ver si se te pega algo.
El empollón
El que lo da todo… y un poco más. Llega el primero y se va el último. Cree que va a heredar la empresa. No se acuerda de tu cumpleaños, pero a cambio tiene datos random para dar y regalar como si fuera una Wikipedia andante.
De amigo… regular, pero no encontrarás mejor compañero para el Trivial.
Los futboleros
Los que vivían más favorecidos en el futbolcentrismo ⚽️ del patio del recreo… ahora se pasan sus horas libres (y las de curro, si pueden, también) comentando hasta las pachangas de los domingos en su barrio.
El payasete
El típico que iba para humorista sin pretenderlo.
Abre la boca y hasta el de contabilidad se #PutoMea. Su hábitat natural está en Twitter… y probablemente en las salas de espera de varios psicólogos. No pasa nada, todo sea por los loles. 😬
Y si no encuentras al rarito de tu grupo, igual el rarito eres tú. Enhorabuena.
Extra:
tu círculo de colegas 🫂
Está claro que tu círculo social no se queda en el circulito verde de Mejores Amigos en Instagram. 🤳
Si de toda esta peñita (y la que nos estamos dejando) a ti se te va quedando un corralillo digno de estudio en el National Geographic o en los debates de Gen Playz… pues bienvenido sea.
En el patio del cole, en la infancia y en esta eterna juventud que llamamos vida adulta…
Te vas a cruzar con peña como tú y con cabroncetes de no te menees, con muchos crushes y muchos “contigo no, bicho”, con colegas inseparables desde parvulitos a los que les pierdes la pista o que llegan tarde para no irse nunca más.
El mundo es el patio de recreo más grande que existe...
y nosotros hemos venido a jugar
🤘
PD: Y si entre tanto juego de niños, tanto hacer el ninja evitando malhechores del pasado o tanto hacer travesuras con la peñita que nos mola acabamos con la piel y el ánimo irritable…
Nuestro Sporture Gel te hace de escudo anti-rozaduras para proteger tus muslos, pezoncillos y zonas de alta fricción. ⚡️
EL MUNDO ES EL PATIO DE RECREO MÁS GRANDE QUE EXISTE...
PD: Y si entre tanto juego de niños, tanto hacer el ninja evitando malhechores del pasado o tanto hacer travesuras con la peñita que nos mola acabamos con la piel y el ánimo irritable…
Nuestro Sporture Gel te hace de escudo anti-rozaduras para proteger tus muslos, pezoncillos y zonas de alta fricción. ⚡️
Igual que existen intersexuales, transexuales… cada péptido tiene su propio nombre y valor. El Hexapéptido 8 va muy bien con las patas de gallo, el tetrapéptido 7 ayuda con la inflamación, el tripéptido 1 con la suavidad de la piel… Todos distintos, todos enriquecedores para la piel propia y ajena.
Chin-pún
Se nos ha quedado un cocktail de ingredientes tope de diversos, más coloridos que el after de los Teletubbies 🌈 y que te darán más alegrías que irritaciones.
De momento, no tenemos la receta ni la fórmula secreta que nos haga 100% inmunes a intolerancias o alergias, que son muy de volver de vez en cuando y por oleadas. Ante la duda, elige siempre la aventura que te resulte más divertida y que mejor se sienta. Que como tu piel, es solo tuya.
EL MUNDO ES EL PATIO DE RECREO MÁS GRANDE QUE EXISTE...
PD: Y si entre tanto juego de niños, tanto hacer el ninja evitando malhechores del pasado o tanto hacer travesuras con la peñita que nos mola acabamos con la piel y el ánimo irritable…
Nuestro Sporture Gel te hace de escudo anti-rozaduras para proteger tus muslos, pezoncillos y zonas de alta fricción. ⚡️
No existe un manual para ser
un buen marica...
...que nos sirva para medirnos ni examinar a otros. Y si nos dieran a elegir, tampoco lo querríamos; porque consideramos que es más divertido vivir en un mundo de posibilidades por explorar que en uno de estándares por cumplir.
En este planeta hemos aterrizado para salirnos del tiesto y pasarnos por el forro cualquier expectativa sobre lo que se entiende por ser hombre/mujer/todo lo de en medio, maricón, bollera, bisexual y a seguir dejándonos la piel porque cada día sea más #PutoFácil expresarnos como nos salga de los Giggleberries. 🍒.
Así que a todo disidente de género: marica, travesti, disca, nerd, arista, cupcake de frambuesa y todos los de en medio que se lucen sin vergüenza…
A todos, os damos las gracias por ser como sois y os comemos la cara.
Conclusión:
esas expresiones de maricas…
Hay palabritas que se las lleva el viento y otras frases que las carga el diablo; sobre todo las que brotan de un sitio mucho más profundo que el de tus ideales.
Pero esto no va de fustigarse. Va de subir de nivel. Va de re-pensarnos y re-descubrir que, cosas que decíamos sin maldad alguna, tienen el peso extra de la maleta cultural que no sabíamos que llevábamos.
En general, como en Ryanair, se avanza mejor sin peso.
Y avanzar, también, es que cada vez se nos dé mejor hablar#SinFiltros.
Así que puestos a darle al pico, levanta la voz y pavonéate.🕺
P.D. El post de este mes viene patrocinado por nuestro lanzamiento veraniego y deslenguado, MELONIZER. Aftersun prolongador del bronceado y con olor a vacaciones. Para lucir carne orgullosa por las calles y plazas.
Conclusión:
esas expresiones de maricas…
Hay palabritas que se las lleva el viento y otras frases que las carga el diablo; sobre todo las que brotan de un sitio mucho más profundo que el de tus ideales.
Pero esto no va de fustigarse. Va de subir de nivel. Va de re-pensarnos y re-descubrir que, cosas que decíamos sin maldad alguna, tienen el peso extra de la maleta cultural que no sabíamos que llevábamos.
En general, como en Ryanair, se avanza mejor sin peso.
Y avanzar, también, es que cada vez se nos dé mejor hablar#SinFiltros.
Así que puestos a darle al pico, levanta la voz y pavonéate.🕺
P.D. El post de este mes viene patrocinado por nuestro lanzamiento veraniego y deslenguado, MELONIZER. Aftersun prolongador del bronceado y con olor a vacaciones. Para lucir carne orgullosa por las calles y plazas.
EL MUNDO ES EL PATIO DE RECREO MÁS GRANDE QUE EXISTE...
PD: Y si entre tanto juego de niños, tanto hacer el ninja evitando malhechores del pasado o tanto hacer travesuras con la peñita que nos mola acabamos con la piel y el ánimo irritable…
Nuestro Sporture Gel te hace de escudo anti-rozaduras para proteger tus muslos, pezoncillos y zonas de alta fricción. ⚡️
MANUAL DEL BUEN MARICA TRIPLE M
Machote, Mamado y Ma-majo
¿Qué tienen los “maricas bien” (que tú no tienes) ?; ¿Se puede entrenar para ser mejor gay igual que se entrena para tener un six-pack?; ¿quieres subir de nivel de marica-mala a marica amable?
Hoy te contamos los 3 pasos que tienes que cumplir para ser un marica de éxito, envidiado y válido.
Manual del Buen Marica
El #MaricadeBien del siglo XXI, tiene que cumplir tres criterios solamente; muy sencillo:
Masculino Masc x Masc
🧔🏾♂️
Al “Buen Marica” “no se le nota” que es gay ni tiene pluma. Es bien macho. Destila virilidad por todos sus poros, hasta la castración emocional si es necesario, para compensar con su identidad de género masculina su glitch de orientación sexual. Proveedor sacrificado, valiente para salir de caza con tus propias manos, tu actitud social debería asemejarse a algo tipo Bertín Osborne o Julio Iglesias.
Mamadísimo
🏋️♂️
Musculado, hipertrofiado y con pectorales copa D. En cuanto salgas del armario, te debes meter al gimnasio un mínimo de 6 días en semana. Acompáñalo de lunes a viernes además de una dieta eterna de pollo, brócoli y arroz integral porque tienes que tener un torso cincelado los 365 días al año (las piernas dan más igual) para cuando te quites la camiseta. Si no, no te van a querer.
Ma-Majo
😇
Family-friendly, para todos los públicos y que acumule likes en todas las redes. No tengas opiniones demasiado fuertes ni provocadoras; sé amable, sensible y siempre estate dispuesto y accesible para que tus amigos heteros puedan decir esa de ‘pues yo tengo un amigo gay’. Eso sí, como buen complemento de la personalidad de otros, no te vale con estar ahí; tienes que ser el MÁS en algo. Elige tu campo: el más gracioso, el más trabajador, el más culto...
…🦗🦗🦗…
Espero que no te hayas creído nada de lo anterior…
¿No estás hasta el mismísimo petete de que, por ser marica, tengas que cargar con más expectativas, mochilas y requisitos sociales (e irreales) que el resto de la peña?
Muchos no podemos; no QUEREMOS estar a la altura de semejante listón que no hemos escogido.
Mmm, no nos renta.
Desmontando al marica
triple M
Poniéndonos seriotes (después de este post volvemos al mamarracheo de siempre, prometido), la expectativa social de un marica amable tiene un calado más hondo en las personas LGTBIQ+ de lo que inicialmente podría parecer.
Si los clichés de arriba te resultan ‘conocidos’ es porque probablemente tu salida del armario coincidió con un periodo en el que ‘ser gay’ estaba ok, pero de alguna manera te hacía sentir ‘menos que’, ‘más débil’, ‘más incompleto’… que el resto de las personas a tu alrededor.
Y para sobre-compensar ese fallo, ese glitch del sistema, ese ‘menos que’… asumiste inconscientemente que tenías que ‘hacer más que’ los demás en otros campos: más fuerte, más masculino, más trabajador/ listo…
‘Tener que hacer más que los demás para poder ser…’ nos aboca a una trampa de miseria emocional continua:
Porque son otros desde fuera, y no tú, los que marcan lo aceptable de qué puedes ser.
Porque si en algún momento paras y tomas un respiro, “dejas de hacer” y vuelves a la casilla de salida de la inseguridad del ‘valer menos que’.
Porque tiendes a rechazar todo aquello que NO te has permitido; que NO te han permitido ser…. pluma, no normativo… liberado… cupcake.
Marica y maricón, con acento (muy masculino) en la ó
La libertad de identidad (plena) se alcanzará cuando todos asumamos que en el colectivo LGTBIQ+ existen los mismos estándares y expectativas que en el hetero; esto es, NINGUNO:
Gilipollas y subnormales por doquier.
Peña que la lía parda y tiene más días de mierda que felices.
Incompetentes en puestos directivos o de poder.
Personas felices sin ningún tipo de atributo social.
[…]
No existe un manual para ser un buen marica...
que nos sirva para medirnos ni examinar a otros. Y si nos dieran a elegir, tampoco lo querríamos; porque consideramos que es más divertido vivir en un mundo de posibilidades por explorar que en uno de estándares por cumplir.
En este planeta hemos aterrizado para salirnos del tiesto y pasarnos por el forro cualquier expectativa sobre lo que se entiende por ser hombre/mujer/todo lo de en medio, maricón, bollera, bisexual y a seguir dejándonos la piel porque cada día sea más #PutoFácil expresarnos como nos salga de los Giggleberries. 🍒.
Así que a todo disidente de género: marica, travesti, disca, nerd, arista, cupcake de frambuesa y todos los de en medio que se lucen sin vergüenza…
A todos, os damos las gracias por ser como sois y os comemos la cara.
🚨 Atención a todas las unidades. Esto es un llamado de emergencia, beibi. Hombre con sobredosis de skincare. Necesitamos refuerzos.🚨
📣 Siwon, al habla: nos vemos obligados a lanzar un comunicado urgente.
Vivimos una avalancha de cremitas:
Con nombres de activos más complicados de pronunciar que los muebles de IKEA
Con listas de ingredientes que te dejan más bizco que los libros del ojo mágico de cuando eras crío (recuerdo desbloqueado)
Con un ‘es natural’, ‘resultados clínicos’, más es más…
Glotonería cosmética pura, oiga.
Y al final tú, hasta arriba de potingues y sin saber muy bien ni para qué.
Por eso, y para practicar un hedonismo cosmético consciente - pocas cosas, pero con mucho gusto e intención - hemos preparado esta guía con las vitaminas cosméticas más ricas y saludables para tu carita. La iremos tocando y ampliando de vez en cuando.
VITAMINAS PA' TU PIEL
Vitamina A 🥕 'A'… de AA: Anti-Aging
¿Qué es? Algunos se comen las zanahorias a pares. Nosotros somos más de embadurnarnos en retinol, la vitamina A en forma de activo cosmético. Es el anti-edad más conocido: reduce arrugas, líneas de expresión, … . Estimula la renovación de tu piel (a lo Lobezno) haciendo que la ‘fábrica se ponga a tope’ a producir esas cosas que se van perdiendo/ralentizando con la edad: colágeno, proteínas, etc.
¿Cómo se te queda la cara? Pues con apariencia más lozana… más chulazo que James Dean en sus años mozos.
¿Dónde la encuentro? En nuestra crema de noche pro-edad WOWYOUNG
Vitamina B(3) 💃 'B3'… de bueno, bonito y bellaqueando
¿Qué es? También conocida como niacinamida, es la vitamina “antisistema” por naturaleza: anti-manchas, anti-inflamatoria, anti-granitos, anti-rojeces y, por consiguiente, anti-haters. Es un ingrediente tan democrático que sirve para casi todo tipo de pieles. (Sí, resulta que la niacinamida es más tolerante que Roy Galán.)
¿Cómo se te queda la cara? Pues para tocar las palmas de alegría cuando te miras al espejo.
¿Dónde la encuentro? En nuestro tuneador Handsomefyer
Vitamina B(5) 🙏 'B5' de… con hidratación y lubricando te la hinco…
¿Qué es? Si en esta lotería que es la vida, a ti te ha tocado lidiar con piel seca, más tirante que Lomana cada invierno, el pantenol o vitamina B5 es tu aliado en esta dura batalla.
¿Cómo se te queda la cara? Hidratadita, hidratadita. Además, hay algún estudio que le atribuye alguna acción anti-inflamatoria y regeneradora de la barrera natural de tu piel como si fuera Domingo de Resurrección.
Vitamina C 🍊 'C' de Color de la arena del Camino rociero
¿Qué es? El ingrediente más buscado que Britney en el 2007. Tiene muchas funciones, pero sobre todo destaca por aportar luminosidad a tu rostro.
¿Cómo se te queda la cara? Lola Flores decía que “el brillo de los ojos no se opera”… pero la luminosidad que se te queda después de usar vitamina C por las mañanas tampoco la encontrarás ni con el cirujano favorito de las Kardashian.
¿Dónde la encuentro? También está en nuestro tuneador todo-en-1 Handsomefyer
Vitamina D ☀️ 'D' de Dame cremita
¿Qué es? La vitamina que viene del espacio. La que te calienta y te saca los colores. La del gustazo del sol en la cara.
¿Cómo se te queda la cara? Pues en verdad lo de ponerse moreno… es secundario. La vitamina D ayuda más a la salud general de la piel, pelo, músculos… hasta de los dientes y huesos. Cuando te falta vitamina D, tu cuerpo lo sabe.
¿Dónde la encuentro? Tomando el sol pero sin pasarse. 10-15 minuticos, 3 veces por semana (según tu tipo de piel) es más que suficiente. No hagas el gamba que, si no, vas a envejecer más rápido y peor que las pelis de Christopher Nolan
Vitamina E 🌊 'E' de espejito espejito…
¿Qué es? Vitamina E o tocoferol - lo sabemos, suena a mote carcelario, pero las bondades de su uso dan mucho más gusto que susto-, es un antioxidante de tomo y lomo. Y, por si fuera poco, es capaz de alargar la vida útil de otros activos cosméticos: la pastillita azul del skincare.
¿Cómo se te queda la cara? Pues protegida: del clima, de la contaminación y de los radicales libres (que no son antisistema cabreados).
¿Dónde la encuentro? Pues por ejemplo en Dragon Shot, que además de dejarte la carita hidrata notarás que te desaparecen los brillos durante el día.