The Tinderazo of Siwon creampies
Let's admit it... we have all fallen into temptation at some point. Some to the point of not distinguishing with whom they have had something more than a beer and with whom they have not.
And from one thing to another, from goose to goose, we got to thinking... if our products were profiles in that democratic and artificial metaverse of Tinder... what would they be like? what would be cool to you? What would be your soundtrack?
To the mess:
THE TINDER OF SIWON CREAMS (Part I)
Handsomefyer
In his photo: The only filters you will see are those on the sunglasses. Swimsuit, flip-flops and a shirt open to the navel to show off on Sundays and Sundays, even if it's still colder than in your ex's heart.
In his bio : He says he likes long walks on the beach, but in reality he is always up for an outdoor plan with full sun exposure: the rural getaway, the pachanga, the classic terrace... Any excuse is good for a “I give you cream, you give me cream.” So go order another Moscow mule at the beach bar, which will take care of the good summer face;
Swipe Right if you don't mind stripping off on the first date even if you're whiter than a vampire, you're scared, but you refuse to end up in shrimp mode.
Swipe Left if you are more into plans with 4 walls and a roof.
The soundtrack: Bad Bunny - Un Verano Sin Ti
Wow Young : your favorite mature man
In his photo: Always with dogs and/or nephews, so you can see that he is a potential daddy. Although he is well seasoned in experiences, he is a yoghurt in face and spirit.
In his bio: He sneaks in 90s references as if he were living in an eternal episode of Friends. Of course, don't come at him with modernities like “ok, boomer” because they sound like Mandarin Chinese. Live life as if it were a superpop test . On the first date he takes you to a wine tasting, a direct hint to make you realize that some things can only improve with time.
Swipe Right if you celebrate wrinkles and expression lines as a sign that you're leveling up year after year (although you also like to keep them at bay).
Swipe Left if you only recognize your true age when it's time to renew your DNI.
The soundtrack: Papi Chulo - Lorna
Giggleberries Gel: your trusted Tinderfuck
In his photo: Let's say it doesn't leave much to the imagination...
In his bio , the emojis 🍆. In your DMs, the dickpics. To the point and with things clear, but always with good vibes and a few laughs. Go on Tinder to make friends just like you go on P*rnhub to see how the plumber fixes the pipe. Romanticism may not be your thing, but if you like that the pre is almost better than the perreo itself, you'll definitely repeat it.
Swipe Right if you like to start nights of flirting on your own , and the position you end up in will be another story.
Swipe Left if your thing is not a here I catch you here I kill you that begins and ends in bed.
The soundtrack: Today is sex night - Wisin y Yandel
Sporture Gel: the embedded gymbro
In his photo: sixpacks, tight leggings and turbopacks for which more than one would swallow the entire cycling tour.
His bio looks like a gym brochure. He gives it to everything: fitness, running, paddle tennis, climbing (the one I gave you)... On the first date, the same thing takes you on a hiking route through forest bushes, to a Zumba session or to practice postures of yoga. Be that as it may, you have to go hard, because if you end up bruised and red from so much exercise, the Sporture Gel knows how to soften your pain .
Swipe Right if you don't mind sweating for a good cause, but you refuse to go through life cowboy-style with your legs spread because of chafing.
Swipe Left if you only have two remedies to alleviate the consequences of so much gym: talcum powder... or other powders.
La banda sonora: Eye of the Tiger - Survivor
You see. Here we don't care if no matter how much beer you throw, the only thing you catch is a cold, or if you have too many churris for so little wedding.
Siwon's Tinder is for those who not only want to make their online profile but also work on their next level for pleasure, enjoyment and just because.
Let's give each other love through a tube ❤️🔥
We do cool right,
Siwon
