TOP 7 AESTHETIC SLIP-UPS PEOPLE NOTICE

Sometimes, the only thing stopping you from sealing the deal 😉 is a solid first impression. Today, we’re bringing you 7 aesthetic slip-ups that are way easier to fix than you think—and that might have been the reason why grabbing coffee never turned into grabbing something else.

MARCHANDO RONDA:

1. WRINKLED CLOTHES THAT SCREAM "I SLEPT IN THIS":

You can wear the coolest t-shirt or the most elegant shirt, but a well-defined crease will scream: “I didn’t even have time to try,” and it shows. Even if you think that the sweater/sweatshirt covers everything… it’s not true, my king; the collars and cuffs shout louder than Rosalía your aversion to the board.


💡 QUICK FIX: If you hate ironing, one trick is to hang your clothes in the bathroom while you take a hot shower before leaving for an event/Tinder tape. The steam will do the work for you.

2. WOLVERINE-STYLE NAILS:

We're talking about claws straight out of a horror thriller on your hands and feet (that allow you to sleep hanging from the ceiling). The other person is probably imagining your nails going into… well, its holes…and he doesn’t really like the idea.


💡 EASY SOLUTION: Cut, clean, and if you feel like it, apply some hand cream so that your hands don't look like they're made of sandpaper but rather like you're playing a piano that covers several scales.

3. RANDOM REBEL HAIRS:

We all have a treacherous little hair, especially curly, long and isolated: in the ear, between the eyebrows, coming out of the nose... isolated from the rest and standing out. Your grandfather doesn't give a damn and lets it grow freely like someone who has a garden where everything that takes root grows. In your case and at short distances... it distracts.

💡 SOLUTION: tweezers and a check every month or two. A good mirror will help you identify them because your soulmates will be as accustomed to their existence as you are and will not let you know that they are still there.

4. OVERGROWN BUSH IN THE WRONG PLACES:

Leave the foliage to the trees in the fall, because it doesn't add up in your case. It's not about having a crotch as shiny as a Sonny Angel, but a minimum of gardening and landscaping always helps. Yes, au naturel is "very European" and all that, but 70s porn movies are already out of fashion.


💡 HOW TO AVOID IT?: A good trimmer (or a trusty razor) and a weekly or biweekly maintenance routine. Everything in its proper measure. And after? Obviously our Giggleberries post-shave gel to repair the area, nourish it and leave it with a delicious smell that invites you to dessert.

5. SCRUFFY, SANDPAPER FACE:

So, do you really think beards and “rough skin” are sexy? Spoiler: Not so much. After 5 minutes of groping and petting, the other person will be redder than your vitro at 9It's like kissing a cactus. And that's anticipated on the first date.


💡 THE TRICK: Facial moisturiser and, if you have a beard, some oil to leave it soft and ready to caress (without risk of injury). Try this one, our Dragon Shot that doesn't smear or smear. It absorbs like water and leaves you with a huggable plush finish.

6. GREASY, UNWASHED HAIR:

If your hair shines more than the Sunday churro stand, things are not going well. Wet hair and toss it back doesn't fool anyone. Dirty hair not only stands out from afar, but it also scares anyone who thinks about what it would be like to grab it while you're flying...


💡 PRO TIP: Wash your hair as often as you should. that you needAnd, if you have emergency days, dry shampoo is your best friend.

7. CRACKED LIPS:

Winter is the number one enemy of edible lips. There is no smile that can survive the cracks that look like a desertAnd no, licking your lips doesn't help.


💡 QUICK FIX: Always have lip balm on hand. Use it before they turn into the Sahara.

And there you have it, the little details that could be working against you. Remember, it's not about being perfect, about doing everything right the first time, but about eliminating those mistakes that make people focus on what they shouldn't... so that the one to blame for how well or how badly everything goes... is you yourself and not nonsense that could have been avoided if someone had told you beforehand.

AND NOW, TO CONQUER THE WORLD (OR AT LEAST WHOEVER YOU'RE INTERESTED IN)!

😏

P.S: An expert trick, not to cover the basics but to get a first impression? Our Face Tuning pack. It makes your face look better. It makes you look more handsome, but with a subtle and natural effect, instantly. Goodbye to dark circles, a bad face and hello to your best self; the one that says 'I've slept 10 hours straight and I'm really lively'.

Face tuning pack

All-in-1 cream with 'handsome' effect + multi-action anti-panda under-eye effect cream.    Moisturizes, hides pores, evens out your skin tone, figths dark circles and puffy under eye bags and minimizes crow's feet.

69,99 €
74,98 €

TOP 7 AESTHETIC SLIP-UPS PEOPLE NOTICE

Sometimes, the only thing stopping you from sealing the deal 😉 is a solid first impression. Today, we’re bringing you 7 aesthetic slip-ups that are way easier to fix than you think—and that might have been the reason why grabbing coffee never turned into grabbing something else. 

MARCHANDO RONDA:

1. WRINKLED CLOTHES THAT SCREAM "I SLEPT IN THIS":

You can wear the coolest t-shirt or the most elegant shirt, but a well-defined crease will scream: “I didn’t even have time to try,” and it shows. Even if you think that the sweater/sweatshirt covers everything… it’s not true, my king; the collars and cuffs shout louder than Rosalía your aversion to the board.


💡 QUICK FIX: If you hate ironing, one trick is to hang your clothes in the bathroom while you take a hot shower before leaving for an event/Tinder tape. The steam will do the work for you.

2. WOLVERINE-STYLE NAILS:

We're talking about claws straight out of a horror thriller on your hands and feet (that allow you to sleep hanging from the ceiling). The other person is probably imagining your nails going into… well, its holes…and he doesn’t really like the idea.


💡 EASY SOLUTION: Cut, clean, and if you feel like it, apply some hand cream so that your hands don't look like they're made of sandpaper but rather like you're playing a piano that covers several scales.

3. RANDOM REBEL HAIRS:

We all have a treacherous little hair, especially curly, long and isolated: in the ear, between the eyebrows, coming out of the nose... isolated from the rest and standing out. Your grandfather doesn't give a damn and lets it grow freely like someone who has a garden where everything that takes root grows. In your case and at short distances... it distracts.

💡 SOLUTION: tweezers and a check every month or two. A good mirror will help you identify them because your soulmates will be as accustomed to their existence as you are and will not let you know that they are still there.

4. OVERGROWN BUSH IN THE WRONG PLACES:

Leave the foliage to the trees in the fall, because it doesn't add up in your case. It's not about having a crotch as shiny as a Sonny Angel, but a minimum of gardening and landscaping always helps. Yes, au naturel is "very European" and all that, but 70s porn movies are already out of fashion.


💡 HOW TO AVOID IT?: A good trimmer (or a trusty razor) and a weekly or biweekly maintenance routine. Everything in its proper measure. And after? Obviously our Giggleberries post-shave gel to repair the area, nourish it and leave it with a delicious smell that invites you to dessert.

5. SCRUFFY, SANDPAPER FACE:

So, do you really think beards and “rough skin” are sexy? Spoiler: Not so much. After 5 minutes of groping and petting, the other person will be redder than your vitro at 9It's like kissing a cactus. And that's anticipated on the first date.


💡 THE TRICK: Facial moisturiser and, if you have a beard, some oil to leave it soft and ready to caress (without risk of injury). Try this one, our Dragon Shot that doesn't smear or smear. It absorbs like water and leaves you with a huggable plush finish.

6. GREASY, UNWASHED HAIR:

If your hair shines more than the Sunday churro stand, things are not going well. Wet hair and toss it back doesn't fool anyone. Dirty hair not only stands out from afar, but it also scares anyone who thinks about what it would be like to grab it while you're flying...


💡 PRO TIP: Wash your hair as often as you should. that you needAnd, if you have emergency days, dry shampoo is your best friend.

7. CHAPPED LIPS:

Winter is the number one enemy of edible lips. There is no smile that can survive the cracks that look like a desertAnd no, licking your lips doesn't help.


💡 QUICK FIX: Always have lip balm on hand. Use it before they turn into the Sahara.

And there you have it, the little details that could be working against you. Remember, it's not about being perfect, about doing everything right the first time, but about eliminating those mistakes that make people focus on what they shouldn't... so that the one to blame for how well or how badly everything goes... is you yourself and not nonsense that could have been avoided if someone had told you beforehand.

AND NOW, TO CONQUER THE WORLD (OR AT LEAST WHOEVER YOU'RE INTERESTED IN)!

😏

P.S: An expert trick, not to cover the basics but to get a first impression? Our Face Tuning pack. It makes your face look better. It makes you look more handsome, but with a subtle and natural effect, instantly. Goodbye to dark circles, a bad face and hello to your best self; the one that says 'I've slept 10 hours straight and I'm really lively'.

Face tuning pack

All-in-1 cream with 'handsome' effect + multi-action anti-panda under-eye effect cream.    Moisturizes, hides pores, evens out your skin tone, figths dark circles and puffy under eye bags and minimizes crow's feet.

69,99 €
74,98 €